Democratic and Republican Parenting

The Corporations are the adolescent kid: sociopathic, self-involved, looking to get away with what he can; the Democrats are the doting, weaker parent, worrying but caving in; the Republicans are the careless enabling parent, saying ‘just let the kid have the keys and stay out late, kids will be kids, and they’ll grow up stronger in the long run!’; the American Public is the person the kid murders by driving drunk as fuck.