Fuck I Wish I Were Rich

What would happen if some benevolent and rich person, for LULZ, bought a controlling stake in the Corrections Corporation of America, and then transferred those shares to those caged in America’s private prisons? Guard: ‘Okay Mr. Jones, I’d appreciate it if you went back to your cell. I’m asking politely this time. Please don’t cause the board of directors to lower my salary again.’ Fuck I wish I were rich.